When I was in college I got into a fight with a fellow student about The Spanish Prisoner. She hated it and I, being me, adored it.
“It’s so dull,” she shrieked.
And, honestly, I’ve seen David Mamet’s little crime movie three or four times now and she wasn’t wrong. I think it pays off if you pay careful attention and see how several little throwaway things turn into important moments later in the film. Once you see the full picture you understand why the pieces were placed down in each exact location.
I think the word I would use is not dull but bloodless. For whatever reason, on a scale of one to ten everyone is emotionally at a five. Or less. And the main character, Joe Ross (Campbell Scott) an engineer who has invented “the process” stays there even when he comes across a murdered friend or finds himself running for his life.
On the one hand, you might say, “Your whole life is on the line pal, show some emotion!”
But there are those who don’t let things slip in public, no matter what is happening around us. Engineers are not generally thought of as founts of emotion.\
Also, a lot of the people in this movie are pretending to be something while in actuality they are professional criminals.
Professionals don’t show you their cards or let emotions get in the way of the job. Am I overly defensive of the lack of emotion in a 30 year-old movie that no one but me ever liked?
Maybe. Shut up.
Initially, I thought, given its bloodless ways, that perhaps this was early in Mamet’s career as a director. But no, this was movie number five. Next, he will adapt Terence Rattigan’s The Winslow Boy which is full of emotion but alas all the characters in it are British so the emotion is buried deep under waistcoats and manners.
What you are seeing in The Spanish Prisoner is exactly what Mamet wants you to see exactly as he intended. I do imagine there were some tough budget constraints especially given how a knifing and a shooting are handled late in the picture. Both strike me as events that are shown this way because there wasn’t money enough to do it differently.
Ultimately, I think, Mamet is most interested in presenting the con. Here’s the game. Now you try to figure out who is in on it and why. Elaborate con games were almost always at the center of Mamet’s movies. Too elaborate some of you might say. At one point you have to wonder how many people are involved in this given the comings and goings of various people in various scenes.
Someone on IMDB described this as a heist movie since it is decidedly not the actual Spanish Prisoner con.
They are wrong.
If I break into your office and steal your things then I have committed a heist. If I fool you into giving me your valuables then I have conned you. And that is what happens here.
The Spanish Prisoner is now more commonly known as The Nigerian Prince scam. That scam is this: I need some money to get my money (or myself) out of a hostile foreign country, if you will send me some cash you will be greatly rewarded when I am free.
In the movie the scam is not that Steve Martin’s Jimmy Dell is a conman it’s that nearly everyone around Ross is in on the con and they all, working together, convince him to do something stupid.
Your immediate reaction might be, “I would never do that.”
The terse review I read from a friend was, “Campbell Scott’s character might be one of the dumbest protagonists I’ve ever seen in a movie.”
I think my friend is unfair. First, you know you are watching a movie about a con because you read the description of the movie. But Joe Ross doesn’t know that. He’s not on the lookout for hijinks. If a shady character told you (or Joe) to do something dumb you would probably say no. But if someone you believed to be an FBI agent told you to do it, I suspect you would obey orders without requesting a second opinion.
Ok. In no particular order here are some of the things I love about The Spanish Prisoner.
During one scene a group of business people are told how much money their company will make if they institute the process. The number is written on a chalkboard so that the men can see the number and show us that they are impressed by the figure.
The audience, however, never sees how much money is involved. A million? 10 million? A billion? You get the information you need to know and not a tiny bit more. Also, no matter how inflation affects the viewer 30 years later, that imaginary number is always impressive.
I had a hearty laugh at that.
Mamet dialogue delivered by Steve Martin.
“Good people, bad people, they generally look like what they are.”
Martin never quite makes his villain work and he never played a villain again (at least as far as I can tell), but it’s fun to see Martin do something different. He should have played a few more criminals in the latter half of his movie career instead of starring in Bowfinger or The Pink Panther.
Ricky Jay. Anytime Ricky Jay shows up I’m having a good time. Consider this line as given in Ricky’s world-weary, “I have no more copulations with which to give,” tone.
“We must never forget that we are human, and as humans we dream, and when we dream, we dream of money.”
That’s not quite as good as my favorite Mamet line of all time, “Everybody needs money that’s why they call it money!”
But it is razor close.
I like when two characters are done pretending and one of them gleefully tells the other to kill Joe. It can be exhausting pretending to like the mark of an elaborate scam.
How wonderful when the masks can finally come off.
Finally, there is, in fact, two other heists in this flick. Mamet steals from Shakespeare, “I put a thief in my mouth to steal my brain.”
And from Henry David Thoreau, “Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes.”