• Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    This one is going to be spoilerrific.

    Subtitle: A boy needs his mother. 

    There is so much to enjoy about this … well I was going to call it a crime film but the central unsolved mystery of the movie is whether a crime was or was not committed. 

    The movie opens with two women talking and then we hear music played at an impressively obnoxious level. Sandra’s husband apparently is a heel. 

    No matter, a few moments later and with no witnesses he will take an impressive header out of the top level. He’ll be dead and his wife (played by Sandra Huller) will be the prime suspect. 

    The only thing approaching a witness is the couple’s blind son and his dog. 

    There are a dozen different ways to handle such material. Sandra could be a femme fatale, there could be a grizzled detective, or you could do it as a farce or a black comedy. 

    Director/Writer Justine Triet joined by writer Arthur Harari mostly plays it straight. 

    Or realistic? 

    Maybe I just mean it avoids the rainy emotional cliches. No detectives under street lights and very little emotional histrionics. 

    What we get instead is what I often found when I covered murder investigations and trials while working as a reporter. A group of people doing their jobs. 

    Whatever emotions they might have about the thing long since whittled away and replaced with a sense of obligation and service. This is just work. 

    Now, prosecutors, defense attorneys and detectives all have egos and they want to win. Watch the prosecutor (avocat general) played by Antoine Reinartz and you see a man who’s pride is on the line. 

    Are the facts important? Sure but the prosecutor, like any good lawyer, uses the facts as just part of the story he’s telling.

    Sean Arlaud is a handsome, swashbuckling defense attorney but he’s still (mostly) strictly professional. There was apparently a scene where Arlaud romanced his clieng but that was wisely cut out.

    The realism extends to conversations Arlaud has with Huller that were word for word what I have heard relayed by defense attorneys. 

    Huller gives Arlaud an explanation about how her husband fell out of the window. Perhaps she knows it’s a lie, perhaps she is lying to herself. 

    Either way Arlaud bloodlessly deals with the situation. 

    “The jury will not believe that. … I do not believe that.”

    In other words, if even I, your lawyer, won’t believe this story you must stop saying it. 

    And so she does. 

    The movie works through the investigation and the case methodically. It dispenses with emotions for much of it’s run time and then grabs the viewer with a riveting, tension filled fight between the victim and his wife the day before his death. 

    It’s a perfect scene delivered at just the right moment to propel the movie toward the finish line. 

    We must also give credit to 15-year-old Milo Graner who is tasked with playing a boy who must grieve for his father while suspecting his mother of murder. Then he must realistically be the witness upon which the entire case turns late in the movie. 

    And he must do it all while playing a blind child. 

    A ridiculously high bar that he gracefully vaulted. 

    It probably helped my enjoyment of this movie that I am not at all familiar with the French judicial process. Apparently, everyone just questions the defendant during the trial and everyone is allowed to give little speeches about the case. 

    Even if that’s not true it mostly passed muster as an enjoyable fiction. 

    There was one false note for me and it was the prosecutor being allowed to prowl around the courtroom. The defense never moves but the prosecutor is constantly asking questions from various places. 

    At one point I laughed (surely not the directors intention) because the prosecutor was asking questions directly behind the witness. 

    Why would he be there? I’m certain it was because the shot looked cool. 

    The movie also loses points with me because passages the defendant wrote in her novels become of interest during the proceedings. 

    Unlikely and cliched. 

    And you will either find the ending satisfying or you won’t.

    We get the outcome of the trial but not an answer to the murder.

    The character knows if she did it or not but at the end of the day she is the only one who knows. Murder is like that sometimes. We have evidence, we have suspiciouns and we may even get a conviction but first there must be a leap of faith into — not what is true but rather — what is most plausible.

    Regardless, Anatomy of a Fall  is riveting and I’m currently running around telling everyone I know to watch it. 

    It made me flashback to one particular case I covered. A young man was accused of beating his girlfriend’s little boy to death. 

    The man had an IQ somewhere just above mental disability and when the cops showed up he gave them a story and even reenacted it for them. 

    He said he had dropped the baby on some stairs as he was walking into a trailer. So the cops handed him a doll and had him reenact it for them while they videotaped his actions. 

    And then, in a silent courtroom we all watched him walk up those steps and then toss the doll off his shoulders like a sack of trash. 

    I gasped. Loud. 

    I was mortified at myself but my brain just reacted. 

    “He dropped that baby!”

    Our suspect in the real world eventually had a good lawyer who pointed the jury towards a key piece of evidence that suggested it was the girlfriend who abused and killed her child. 

    But by then it didn’t matter. Without a lawyer the man had told two or three stories about the baby’s death. 

    His lawyer said he confessed because he loved his girlfriend and was willing to go to prison forever for her. 

    But it was a story the jury just wouldn’t believe.

  • The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil

    The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil

    An adrenaline shot to the heart with world class filmmaking in service to an excellent high concept and two actors who set the screeen on fire. 

    Kim Mu-yeol plays the hottest, hot shot arrogant, young cop you have ever seen. Johnny Utah with real swagger. 

    Ma Dong-seok (Credited as Don Lee in Eternals) plays the smoothest, toughest gangster in Korea.

    After the gangster is attacked by a serial killer the two men team up (kinda) to catch him. 

    First of all, what a great high concept right? You know someone in Hollywood is remaking this right now. 

    Second, there was about a half dozen ways to play this kind of movie and writer/director Lee Won-tae picks a perfect lane for it. It’s funny, but not too much, action packed and kinda serious when it needs to be. 

    There are no scenes of sad detectives ruminating over the darkness in their souls. Leave that stuff to Se7en and Silence of the Lambs. 

    This movie takes place in glorious over the top movie land where the Police Lt. is constantly screaming at his subordinates, the gangster is the toughest guy (who looks amazing in sunglasses) you have ever met, and the serial killer is an insane weasel who just keeps slipping away.

    It’s not parody and it’s not comedy (although it is funny sometimes) it’s just set in a world that is more hyper realized than our boring dumb reality. 

    Kill Bill is the movie the people in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction go watch when they go to the movies. It’s the movie world Hot Fuzz is lovingly making fun of.

    It’s a world of this flick where two guys can take on a dozen gangsters with knives and bats and the two guys win. Why do they win? 

    Cause their cause is righteous and the script calls for it my dude. 

    I thought this thing looked great for most of it but a car chase near the end soured me a bit. I’ve never been one of those everything should be shot on film guys, but that car chase, at least, made me yearn for the old days.

    However, most of it is a high neon digital sheen that is perfect for this kind of cops and crooks flick. 

    Also, whoever picked out the music for this is a champ. 

    The movie had the best set up for its main characters I have seen in a while. The serial killer does his thing, of course. But the minute the cop walks into the movie and through some lowlifes you know you are in good hands. 

    The same goes for the intro for The Gangster who is presented in a scene that tells you everything you need to know in seconds and with a visual pop. 

    One of my favorite parts of the Gangster story is that as the leader he is constantly being frustrated by subordinates who either too fiercely want to protect him or those who want to antagonize him in hopes of ultimately replacing him. 

    Ma Dong-seok gives his Eternals co-star Brian Tyree-Henry a run for his money for best ‘I am so annoyed with these idiots’ face in the business. 

    There is solid work among the other actors and actresses as well and the movie has just enough narrative twists to keep the fun train (to steal a phrase from the great screenwriter John Rogers) running. 

    The final 20 minutes requests that you go with it but there is a moment where I knew how it was going to end a short while before the ending came. 

    But, and this is vital, it doesn’t matter that I guessed the final bit because I enjoyed every second of it. 

    Readers, when we got to that ending, I cheered.

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    Let’s start with the positives. 

    It looks good. 

    Allison Janney makes a meal out of her part and made me once again wish that Hollywood would find a solid role for her somewhere. 

    Country music singer Sturgill Simpson continues his streak of popping up in interesting places. Between this, his role in Killers of the Flower Moon, and  fellow country music singer Jason Isbell’s large part in KOTF it was quite the year for twangy guys who write killer songs. 

    However, and we’ve got lots of spoilers here, I have a list of all the times The Creator made me throw up my hands in frustration at the proceedings. 

    1. Not the filmmakers fault (they usually don’t control the marketing) but everyone who watched one trailer for this knew John David Washington and the kid end up hanging out together in this movie. That rendered the first 30 minutes of this thing inert. I kept yelling at the screen, “get on with it already.”

    Sorry, but it’s hard to watch a half dozen scenes setting up a reveal and a payoff you have seen in a trailer a dozen times before the flick came out.

    2. The movie has a spiritual golden robot child who can change the world. Did we also have to give her dialogue like this? 

    What do you want Alphie?
    For all robots to be free.
    We don’t have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?

    2. When the American sci fi tanks roll on a Vietnam village. I don’t care if America is cast as the bad guy in a war movie. Great War movies can do it both ways. But making all the robots Asian in yet another allegory for Vietnam, a conflict so old that it only immediately affected people who are now either dead or near death, seems past cliche. 

    3. Then they go to Robot Tibet. 

    4. At one point as the main characters are escaping the evil Americans they get on a commercial flight to the moon colonies. I’m pretty sure that at no juncture in this movie did anyone set up moon colonies. It’s so entirely out of left field that I chortled once again. 

    5. While trying to go to the moon colonies a robot asks our heroes, What is the purpose of your visit?” 
    To which our Robot Child Savior replies, “For Freedom.” 

    6.  Everytime Allison Janney is awesome and I realize she could have been in a better film.

    7. Ok without explaining the reasons there is a final kiss in this movie with our protagonist and his lady love. It’s supposed to be a sweet moment. 

    But if you are gonna give your main guy a kiss before he heroically blows up why don’t you get him out of his clunky space suit first?

    Poor John David Washington has his head surrounded by bulky plastic and is trying to have the final tender moment of his life and I’m screaming at the screen, “Take that junk off first!” 

    Geez.

    8. It also upsets me that this is all we have for Ken Watanabe to do. 

    9. There are several types of robots in this movie including fully robot looking robots, half human looking robots and at least one fully human looking robot. 

    Ok, so why the differences? The movie doesn’t answer that question. My guess is they look the way they look because the creators of The Creator thought it looked cool. That ain’t enough guys. 

    10. They do a gag with a bomb that attaches itself to someone and blows up a few seconds later twice. Then they do two other slow timer bomb things. Including a gag where a dog returns it to the bad guys. 

    On the one hand one of those is needed to set up something important at the end. But the other two? 

    This movie is overflowing with bombs.

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    A solid sci-fi movie and a decent update of Frankenstein and The Stepford Wives

    The movie has something to say about what the technocrats have done to put us all in a permanent surveillance state. 

    It also presents a strong statement about how certain kind of men treat women.  

    On the one hand, it’s hard not to notice that this movie was made with a low budget. But the actors make it work and the flick pushes forward with scenes that keep you engaged without spectacle or violence. 

    If you called this Black Mirror the movie you would not be wrong. But it would also be one of the best episodes. 

    Ex Machina has a vibe that reminded me of early M. Night Shyamalan including twist(s) at the end. I’m not sure what happens counts as a twist as the movie is pointing toward its ending with surgical precision all the way through. But the ending works and pays off everything else we have seen. 

    On the one hand there is probably one turn too many in the last 10 minutes but on the other hand none of that bothered me in the moment. It only nagged at me later like bug in the software. 

    There are dozens of little Easter eggs offering separate comments about issues in the movie in the movie. That includes items in the dialogue, paintings on the walls and even some of the computer code we see. The paintings and the computer code are probably going to fly past the average viewer (like me) but it shows how much thought went into everything. How much care everyone took as they collectively built their film. 

    I’m behind, obviously, on Writer/Director Alex Garland. I didn’t know till now that he wrote 28 Days Later and Dredd which are both spectacular flicks. I think this is the best thing I’ve seen of his career as a writer/director. 

    Annihilation is good but it drags despite its special effects. And I gave up on Devs after the first episode. 

    So far, this remains the film I would hand to people and say, “Here’s an interesting creator to check out, if you are really struck by this you’ll want to jump on his other stuff.” 

    I might give Devs another shot.

  • I forgot a TV show because I am Dory in real life

    I forgot a TV show because I am Dory in real life

    A couple of hours after I posted this I realized I had forgotten a show. And not just like, a show, but probably a real contender for the best show of last year.

    That led to a lot of soul searching:

    “Why am I like this?”

    “Does it matter, why do you think it matters?”

    And other such questions.

    “Why must you always suck so bad at so many things dude?”

    Ultimately, I decided that I would just write another post on TV and talk about Succession and why it was one of the best shows of last year and why Succession sort of proves that any list where they pick a best show or movie is ridiculous.

    As to why I forgot about it the short answer is that I don’t have a Letterboxd for television where I keep a list of my favorite things throughout the year and just add as the year goes on. Also, Dory and I are the same person. If you tell me about a thing and it happens at any time other than right now I will forget it.

    I am not organized. I have no calendar. I just live my life with the wife and kids and the job and in order to get through my day my brain just deletes everything else.

    “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming.”

    Ok, Succession was so good and the folks in my office liked it so much that I started taking notes of my favorite lines while watching it. I took notes so I wouldn’t forget the best bits and could bring them up in conversation later.

    Very few shows are so well written, and so dense, that I need notes on the episode just cause the payoff the next day with my pals will be worth it.

    If you haven’t seen it, Succession is a show built on making fun of the richest and worst people in the world. It’s an hour long and technically a drama but it’s a drama in the sense that The Bear is a comedy.

    Technically, I suspect we would call Succession a tragedy in the sense of Shakespearan tragedy but it’s also Veep, a show where people you would think were smart and important turn out to be horrible, cringey and funny. Both shows are built on insult comedy.

    I’m not sure there is a stronger moment or better explanation of the show than Logan Roy, self-made billionaire turning to his failure children (who he is at war with) and saying, “I love you … but you are not serious people.”

    Outside of its context that’s not necessarily a great line but in context it’s an amazing bit of business that had all of us quoting it the next day.

    This is a show with a discussion about a woman’s decision to bring a large handbag to an event that made me laugh for days.

    “Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail?”

    I pulled that from this just to give the listicle writer some credit.

    Anyway, how do you compare what Succession does (a not very serious look at the lives of wealthy idiots) with say Reservation Dogs (a serious and funny look at Native Americans in Oklahoma) or Beef (a black comedy about two haters who blow up their lives because they can’t let themselves lose a meaningless, revenge-fueled, tug-of-war)?

    I mean, give them all Emmys.

    Succession was the best show on television that cared about the things Succession cared about. Ditto Beef and Reservation Dogs and Poker Face and a host of others previously mentioned.

    And finally, as I was writing today’s missive I realized I forgot Barry too. Barry is an all timer black comedy. People might tell you that Season 4 didn’t match the quality of seasons 1 or 2. Those people are wrong. You should watch all of that show too.

    You know, if you want to.

    Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

  • Some Television I liked in 2023

    Some Television I liked in 2023

    The thing about comics and television is that there is not a good app like Letterboxd for those mediums. So, I write a review of a movie on my phone on Letterboxd and then bring it here, mostly, and that’s how this site became mostly a movie review site.

    But comics doesn’t have a similar app and I don’t feel the pull to review a 22 page comic like I would a movie. Nor do I usually want to review a single episode of television.

    Television is such a quirky medium anyway. Someone on Twitter said Star Trek The Next Generation was amazing because it could have the best single hour of TV that decade one episode and the very next episode would be the worst thing you had ever seen in your life.

    Please add to that shows from your own experience. Another one for me would be Doctor Who which can have an episode that burns into your soul and then an episode with farting aliens and trees that whisper to children that we should all be good to each other.

    And, and, and, please note that in television the rotating batch of writers along with the limits in money, time and energy play a profound effect on the series along with the individual episodes.

    Your science fiction show has no more money for the year? Better do an episode where the characters just box each other and nothing much happens with the main plot.

    Those episodes can be great and integral to how we feel about the characters but they also exist to save some cash for the spend on the special effects in the finale.

    Also, sometimes you get the Jane Espenson episodes of Buffy which are just stronger and funnier than most everything else. See also the Ronald D. Moore episodes of Star Trek and the Stephen Moffat episodes of Doctor Who.

    That was a long way to go for me to say that here are some television series I liked in 2023. Most of them were consistently good for the entire season but even the good ones had highs and lows.


    Beef – Eventually I’ll go back and get to the stuff that isn’t rising up from memory but Beef is at the top of my list for so many reasons. Those reasons are Ali Wong, Steven Yeun and David Choe who inhabited very specific types of terrible people.

    Any show that takes Changing Lanes and then develops it over an entire season and gives us fully realized characters who are funny, desperate and achingly human is going to rocket to the top for me.

    The Bear – I thought the ending of the first season of The Bear was just a bit too happy. I liked the show a lot but that ending didn’t fit. But it led to this amazing second season which improbably took everything from the first season and turned it up another notch.

    As Emeril would say, “Bam.”

    There is a four episode stretch in the second half of the season where every episode does something different and they all completely succeeded. It was high wire act for the ages.

    Poker Face – American television has become a weird place because of streaming and changing sensibilities. But, yes, if you make a competent mystery show with great actress as the detective people will love it. I’m not sure this show could work in a different time in TV history because the economics wouldn’t let you make 10 little mini mystery movies set in different locations across the country. But Ryan Johnson, Natasha Lyonne and the fine folks at Peacock did it. It’s really great TV. Let’s do this for a decade.

    Slow Horses: There are fewer story tropes I love more than an old guy on his last legs getting the job done right. This British spy series has Gary Oldman playing the rough, alcoholic old man who has seen it all and is now tasked with leading a collection of losers who are all one step away from getting kicked out of MI5.

    Oldman is spectacular at everything and the show knows perfectly well what it can and can’t accomplish. And then it just hits a bullseye every time.

    Reservation Dogs: This show about life on an Native American reservation in Oklahoma is perfect. More than anything else here this is the show I would probably tell you to stop what you are doing and just go watch it. Funny, sad, scary and knowing. A wonderful look into a world few of us ever see.

    Ok we have hit the point where I have to consult my app to see what I watched and that seems like a good time to just throw some other things out there.


    Most of these qualify as still great except for Picard season three which was a vast improvement over the first two seasons.

    Picard, The Doctor Who specials (welcome back), Bob’s Burgers , Archer, Rick and Morty (All Still Great), Loki (Glorious Purpose).

    Reacher: Reacher is a show where an episode ended with (spoiler) the good guy telling the bad guy he was going to throw him out of a helicopter. Either you are in for that kind of dad dumb justice tv or you are out. I am soooo in.

    Here’s three more good ones: Star Trek Lower Decks, Star Trek Discovery and What We Do in the Shadows.

    This was a good year! I wish I wrote more about television.

  • Comics I liked in 2023

    Comics I liked in 2023

    I really thought I would use this space more as a place to talk about comics.

    That mostly hasn’t happened but there is always 2024. I buy an awful lot of comics but I’m slowish to get them read and my thoughts are usually no deeper than, ‘hey, I liked that.”

    Or, “I really gotta quit buying this as I am not enjoying it.”

    Here’s a few of the ones I liked in 2023.

    1. Mark Waid and Dan Mora’s Batman / Superman World’s Finest

    Mark Waid and Emanuela Lupacchino’s World’s Finest: Teen Titans.

    Waid has carved out a little section of the DC Universe that is free from the current continuity. He sets the stories in different time periods of the character history and then just barrels along. When either of these titles shows up in my box I know I’m going to have a good time.

    2. Daniel Warren Johnson’s Transformers. Johnson’s comics are the best thing in the comic shop every time they show up. Johnson took Beta Ray Bill, a cool side character in Thor and made the best miniseries of the decade with him. Now, the folks at Skybound took the license for Transformers and handed Johnson the keys.

    I have never in my life cared at all about Transformers. I was a GI Joe guy and I don’t give a whit about robots. Ever.

    And when I saw Johnson was doing this I just immediately added it. It’s the absolute best.

    3. Stan Sakai’s Usagi Yojimbo. This year will be the 40th anniversary of Sakai’s samurai rabbit Miyamoto Usagi. It began as an interesting pastiche of Samurai films in an anthropomorphic world. Usagi began as the surly Yojimbo character played by Toshiro Mifune. And the book had analogs to Zatoichi, the blind samurai and Lone Wolf and Cub.

    But it morphed into this wonderful ongoing story about wandering samurai who tries to help people, cares about his friends and mostly rejects the fatalism of the genre.

    The book became a saga filled with Japanese mythology, history and culture. And, it’s ultimate strength is one of the great things about comics, it can be anything. If Sakai feels like it the book spends several chapters with a murder mystery. Sometimes he does supernatural horror. Sometimes it’s history lessons or gentle action and romance.

    Sakai has a whole subset of books about Usagi’s descendent who lives in a futuristic Star Warsesque universe called Space Usagi.

    These are always at the top of my reading pile and they never disappoint.

    4. Tom King and Greg Smallwood’s Human Target

    I can’t think of another comic writer who focuses on despair and defeat the way Tom King does. Mixing that tendency with Bwah Ha Ha era of The Justice League and the very human and small-scale concerns of The Human Target (a bodyguard who usually is a body double) made this book miles above anything else.

    It was also, far and away the best-looking book on the stands.

    King, like Waid, has been given his own section of the DC universe to just do what he wants. He’s currently writing Wonder Woman, Penguin and has the best Riddler story I have ever read in a collection of Batman books called One Bay Day.

    5. Tom Taylor and Bruno Redondo’s Nightwing

    The first year of this was the best superhero comic out there. It’s firmly in a crunchy middle stage but is often the strongest book of the month and occasionally a wonderful, experimental ride into superhero joy.

    The book I think that it comes closest to is Matt Fraction and David Aja’s Hawkeye. If you know that book then you know how wonderful comics can be. This one remains the real deal.

    6. Kelly Thompson and Leonardo Romero’s Birds of Prey

    When I got to the last page of the kick ass first issue I howled/snorted and hooted with joy. A phenomenal book filled with great action and great jokes. I look forward to where this is headed.

    7. Rick Remender and Max Fiumara’s The Sacrificers

    You get tossed into the deep end of a weird world and so far, every issue builds to something terrifying and strange. Remender is one of the great comic book writers of his generation and Fiumara’s art takes the crazy setting and makes it sing.

    Meanwhile, after buying this you mist also go pick up A Righteous Thirst For Vengeance the best comic of 2022 and a collaboration with Remender and artist Andre Lima Araujo.

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    It took me a while to get past the opening of this movie. It was a personal thing as the flick involves a mentally disabled adult and as the parent of two autistic kids I generally can’t handle seeing those depictions on screen. 

    But after a brief set up, a bank robbery and a trip to jail the movie moves director Bennie Safdie’s Nick Nikas off screen and spends the rest of its time with Robert Pattinson’s dirtbag criminal. 

    And I have no triggers for hanging out with dirtbag criminals. 

    Pattinson delivers a mountain of nervous scumbag energy and he’s absolutely willing to be evil on screen. And not like justifiable evil, not that sort of movie star evil where you believe he actually has a good reason for what he does. 

    He has his reasons, but it’s hollow nonsense. Nearly everyone he comes in contact with is destroyed and you know Patinson’s Connie Nikas would skate away from all that terrible responsibility — he’d blame everyone around him and God — before he ever took responsibility for his actions. 

    The Safdie’s are masters of pressure cooker movies. I always describe Uncut Gems as a heart attack disguised as a film. 

    This doesn’t quite reach that point, in part, because I wanted Connie Nikas to get caught as soon as humanly possible and I wanted Sandler’s scuzzy jewelry dealer to get away with it. 

    Pattinson and Safdie are joined by Jennifer Jason Leigh who plays a perfect drug addled girlfriend and Taliah Webster is solid as a teenager over her head. 

    The Safdie’s also deploy two non-actors; Peter Verby as a counselor and Eric Paykert as a bail bondsman. 

    The scenes with both of them are strong but Paykert in particular delivers the truth on film. 

    I was not surprised to find out that he was a real bail bondsman and was simply having another day at work while the cameras were rolling. 

    You know that scene in Goodfellas where Ray Liota meets with the district attorney who was, in fact, the real attorney who really confronted the real Henry Hill?

    There’s just an authenticity there that can’t be faked. 

    I will say that I want to see the cut scenes where Eric Roberts played the bail bondsman. I bet they were stellar in a different way. 

    Anyway, if you love stress movies this is a sure thing.

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    Despite it’s tragic true story The Iron Claw is a movie that is full of joy.

    The first half of the flick sets up the Von Erich family, a Texas wrestling dynasty lucky enough to have four boys who can mostly be stars at the same time. 

    The movie doesn’t explain how the territories worked in the 1970s and 1980s and simply suggests that this is a family business run by the Fritz Von Erich and that there is a world championship title that Fritz believes should be held by one of his boys. 

    Von Erich is the kind of dad who lets the children know which son is his favorite at any given moment. 

    “But the rankings can always change.”

    I’m a big wrestling fan and all I really knew about these guys was that they were huge in Texas and they all died. 

    The movie shows you what was special about them, and the pressure they lived under and (and this is vital) how much joy they had. 

    Given how it all worked out few of us would trade places with The Von Erichs. But in those early years, when they were young men and the world was full of possibilities, those were clearly good years.

    Watching them go to parties or dance at a wedding is delightful. 

    You hear a tragic story and it’s just a statistic and you can forget about all the years of fun and joy there must of been before the game ended. And that people are more than their endings. 

    So, I loved the first half of this even as you can sense just how badly this was all going to go.

    The second half presents some surprises too. I thought something happened much earlier than it ended up, but it happens later and again there is a bit where some of them climb the mountain before the fall. 

    No one should go to this movie looking for the true story of anything. The movie pretends one of the brothers just never existed and it condenses the timeline of at least one major event. 

    Also, who knows if Fritz Von Erich deserves all the blame for how these things worked out. But a good story needs a good heel and Fritz was always a master of that role.

    So Iron Claw is not factually true but it is emotionally true. It feels real in most of the ways it presents life in front of adoring crowds and behind the scenes. 

    I have no idea if Fritz really was obsessed with the NWA belt, I suspect very little of that is true. The belt was just a macguffin for the fans that the wrestlers could use to separate them from their money. 

    Money is what made the whole thing turn. 

    And I say that, but then you watch interviews with Bret Hart (a champion from another famous wrestling family) and you can tell how much esteem he had for those titles even if it was the promoter and not the competition who put the belt on the wrestler.

    The movie does the best it can but it also fails to really show how big those Texas crowds were. And Aaron Eisenberg tries hard but there is only one Ric Flair and anyone trying to do Ric Flair will always be a poor shadow of The Man. 

    But Maura Tierney, Holt McCallany, Lily James and Jeremy Allan White all provide great supporting work and Zac Efron turns in a superb performance as the guy trying to hold it all together even when he’s falling apart.

    When you see what happens to him … well,  the final card made me cry for five minutes. 

    This is a perfect movie about families and tragedy and a little bit about wrestling. It’s a winner.

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    If you caught me in the right moment in the last 20 years you probably heard my Michael Mann rant. 

    It’s long and I won’t go into it a whole bunch here but essentially he’s a director that I do not enjoy. 

    Annnnnddd, anytime I did it people just started yelling at me. As well they probably should because on a technical level Mann is one of the great Hollywood directors from the last 50 years. 

    People would just start screaming, ‘Heat! How can you not like Heat?!” 

    And folks, I am that guy. I’ve softened on Heat over the years but I still think it’s a waste of the first DeNiro/Pacino collaboration. I also think The Insider is a perfect movie but that’s the exception that proves the rule and I’m just not going to give you Mann as a maker of great films. 

    Well, to be fair, he is a maker of great films he’s just a maker of great films in which I personally get very little joy from watching.  

    Ferrari is another perfect example of all of my problems. Watching Ferrari I sank in my seat and realized, “Oh shit, this is Ali all over again.” 

    In case you missed it, in 2001 Mann made a movie about the most charismatic sports figures in the 20th century, with one of the most charismatic actors of the 20th century and he turned in a boring movie about the time Ali was kept away from boxing for political reasons. 

    I mean, what is the one thing you want to see in a movie about Muhammad Ali? A bunch of boxing. Just a ton of boxing. Instead, it’s a movie about everything except boxing. 

    Sooooo, if you go to a movie called Ferrari what’s the one thing you want to see? Well, I hope it was a interior drama about a rich guy who is mourning one child while dealing with his current wife, his secret child from his mistress and some minor business issues. 

    Cause if you wanted to see how he built his company, cool behind the scenes racing stuff or anything remotely resembling a car movie you have come to the wrong place. 

    Meanwhile, Penelope Cruz is the truth, Adam Driver delivers some solid work and Shailene Woodley takes a meager role and invests life into it. 

    I’ll just admit that I’m the problem. I want Mann to deliver things (a strong narrative and intriguing dialogue) that he’s honestly not ever shown the slightest bit of interest in doing. No one but me ever, ever wanted anything out of Miami Vice other than for the characters to look cool while driving around doing nothing. 

    Sooner or later you have to admit that you are Charlie Brown running at Lucy’s football even though you should absolutely know better. 

    His movies always look amazing but every time I watch one I’m reminded that there’s nothing there.